WARNING!!!!!          RESTRICTED          WARNING!!!!!

DO NOT TRY TO READ "THE BELOW" IF YOU ARE
NOT IN AN ALTERED (HIGHER?) STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS

"THE BELOW"

A Poem (po' em) Asking the Age-Old Question,
Which of these lines below was written by a person in an altered state of consciousness?

A Law to be enforced by the Language Police:
Anyone found to eagerly be speaking or writing a split infinitive will be forced to eagerly go to jail.

How does God -- have reality -- without having being (being the Being who created being)?
(with Dickenson-inspired punctuation)

Notice: Mind wanting to rent a brain
Reply: Brain for rent - furnished or unfurnished

Help me! This beautiful woman named Lady Philosophy
has me totally enthralled and ravages me every night!