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- "I already know that" : the phrase we use when we don't understand something we pretend we understand but don't have enough understanding to admit it (if you understand what I mean)
- Freedom : living in (not necessarily having a job in) a society with rampant lawlessness on the streets, in courtrooms, in corporate offices, in polling precincts, in houses of worship, and in case you haven't heard there's a lot of opinionlessness going around
- Extra-dimensional goat--any of the species who can:
- dance on their hind legs by themselves
- butt, in a somewhat gentle way, and only when appropriate such as butting a person who treats goats as stupid creatures
- Reality : non-repeating self-disclosure of God, or
just one dag-nabbed persnickity thing after another
- Higher Truth : Truth that is subversive (in a metaphysical sense)
in that it challenges ^ the ordinary conception of reality
- Power Words : words whose meanings and ramifications expand the mind of the reader forcing their way past weak attention and strong dogma barriers producing a pre-determined effect on the reader (such as indignation or Higher Understanding)
- Advanced Teacher
: "You can only receive a ^ truth if you are capable of allowing
a current truth to be replaced with a new ^ truth."
- Advanced Student
: A student who understands the exact syntax of the above sentence from just hearing the teacher's statement
- Eternal: a reality which cannot be used up - as in:
- "I looked at Bierstadt's painting Dogwood so much that I used it up."
- "She was walking down the street one day and suddenly found she had used up all her beauty."
- "I thought of Eternal Truth so often that I used it up."
- "Americans didn't use up their Bill of Rights liberties, so they expired."
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The blackbirds were flying over Tom's garden casting shadows on the area he'd designated as "sacred," so he got out his revolver, went out to the garden, and
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"Hi, my name is Bill. I've been off Ordinary Consciousness for sixteen months and three seconds. For a while it was one day at a time with me. My friends asked me, 'Do you still wish you could have a few moments of ordinary consciousness?' And of course the answer is yes, I do. But I know if I went back even for a second I'd be lost."
"Hi, my name is Betty Sue. Three weeks and seven seconds since I had my last taste of ordinary consciousness. But this higher consciousness is much more satisfying and I know from what many of you've told me that I can soon achieve a state of permanent higher consciousness where I'll no longer have the slightest desire for ordinary consciousness."
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Higher Reality doesn't speak to strangers.